![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:02 • Filed to: wtf | ![]() | ![]() |
Some dudes in a 318 pulled up in our parking lot at work and are smoking and walking all around my car... Is that something we do? Is one of you here? They've been here for like 10 minutes.
Edit: They left. Whew.
Edit again: Instead of spending money on clear markers and ricer lights (full disclosure: I accidentally ordered stupid headlights too) folks should get rid of the ugly 318 trim/bumper so that it at least looks like a 325...
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:05 |
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I dislike smokers and their disgusting habits/materials. Move your car, or it will have the stench of 10,000 monkeys.
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:06 |
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They are trying to ascertain if you have a real M3 before engaging you in a race......haha
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:08 |
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Even with my M3 working like crap I could take them, but I don't race. I think they live around here, but I park my car here every day and they've never creeped on her before.
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You need it to squirt oil on their shoes like Herbie
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:09 |
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I like smokers, dislike the smoke.
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:10 |
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Yes! Or it could just start up, the lifter tick would scare them off.
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:12 |
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Just wondering if it might be worth your time to make a few notes (now) of what they looked like, what they were wearing, what they were driving, time/date of encounter...you know, "Police-Stuff" (!).
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:15 |
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That's why I carry Field Notes in my back pocket. Duly noted. Green 318 with ugly black trim, clear corner markers and "euro" rear lights, weedy looking guys smoking cigs with t-shirts and jeans. Pretty sure I see this 318 drive past a couple times a week, though.
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:19 |
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If you're certain you've seen them before, then try to jot down the license plate number at your next encounter...just for grins!
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:21 |
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Will do! I didn't want to engage them today. Not because I look down on 318 owners, but because I'm busy. And sometimes I get tired of telling people how not-really-that-cool my M3 is currently.
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:21 |
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Eying her for a late night parts run or Bimmer fans. . .
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:22 |
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Good thing I live 30 miles away. I'll assume bimmer fans.
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:26 |
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Psh, 318 plebes. 328i is where fun begins.
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:27 |
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Sometimes I only recognize these things as 318s... I usually just call them all 318. I wouldn't take a 328 in a race...
(Reminder: I don't race anyway)
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:28 |
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Damn near the same car for North America.
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:30 |
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No, you should look down on them. It is mandated in the BMW Hierarchy Rules Book. Your's not come with this?
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:36 |
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Pretty much.
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:37 |
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Actually, no it didn't. If you don't pay over $2,000 for your car, they strip the pretentious out of it. I'm just kidding, they left the BMW badges.
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:39 |
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The original owner left it in the glove box, right next to the BMW car phone catalog.
![]() 09/09/2013 at 13:41 |
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Got it. Thanks for the tip. Now I gotta move my car. Apparently I'm not supposed to park inside the lines.